I hate myself
can't vote yet but fuck trump
For the first time I actually agree with you.
@urlocalzoomer im not used to this what do i do usually he just silently seeths around me
Anonymous asked:
why the fuq did you agree to watch ur sister this weekend
I DON’T KNOW I WISH I KNEW EVERY HOUR WE GET CLOSER TO THE HELL THAT IS SATURDAY MORNING
…my parents are doing something idek what and nancys going out to see jonathan and i agreed without realizing bc i was playing dark souls
sometimes i wish you could send yourself asks on tumblr because id ask why the FUCK i just agreed to looking after my little sister this weekend
can’t vote yet but fuck trump
max mayfield
max mayfield
how does it feel to be in math with a genius. ill never know cause im the genius.
I’m sitting talking to my girlfriend and from the other room I just heard her little brother yell- and I quote, “YOU BIG FUCKASS MUSHROOMS- ASCEND.”
I think he’s playing Dark Souls.
he actually only did that just to let you know what he was there
THAT’S FAKE NEWS IM GETTING WRECKED BY MUSHROOMS
MAX IM GOING TI KILL YOU


