mike wheeler

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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I’m sitting talking to my girlfriend and from the other room I just heard her little brother yell- and I quote, “YOU BIG FUCKASS MUSHROOMS- ASCEND.”

I think he’s playing Dark Souls.

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he actually only did that just to let you know what he was there

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THAT’S FAKE NEWS IM GETTING WRECKED BY MUSHROOMS

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are you sure about that

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MAX IM GOING TI KILL YOU